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The story is still there on the Express web...

2012-02-22T17:23:51.723Z

The story is still there on the Express website...

...unbelievable, you couldn't make it up etc

The media may as well quit trying to win the prize...

2012-02-14T10:45:34.638Z

The media may as well quit trying to win the prize this 30 days. This tale is go and back better/worse than anything else that they could create. To defeat this it would take someone blaming Karl Marx of increasing from the burial plot to become the new innovator of the BBC.
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I love the replacement headline they've cobble...

2011-10-07T20:59:25.938+01:00

I love the replacement headline they've cobbled together for the website image:

NOW FOR DIET
OF TV REPEATS

"Now for diet"?!

Never had The Daily Express down as a Stoners news...

2011-10-07T18:54:00.759+01:00

Never had The Daily Express down as a Stoners newspaper, but there you go...

The press may as well stop trying to win the award...

2011-10-07T17:55:41.368+01:00

The press may as well stop trying to win the award this month. This story is head and shoulders better/worse than anything else that they could write. To beat this it would take someone accusing Karl Marx of rising from the grave to become the new leader of the BBC.

fucking hell, I've just read that story, I had...

2011-10-07T16:49:27.331+01:00

fucking hell, I've just read that story, I had no idea the Express house-style is so terrible? Sounds like something from The Onion.