|We're like, so not racist.|
'Race row at Pizza Hut after six black footballers are told: 'Pay for your meal BEFORE you eat... because of the way you look''. See? Can't be racist. The paper wants smartly dressed black men to be treated nicely in restaurants.
It's just, you know, got to keep their numbers down, eh? Don't want too many running around. 'People' might not like it.
What? The headline looks like it's been changed to remove the word 'racism'? Umm...move along.
Update: Less than half an hour after I posted this, the story slipped from the top slot. How long was it there? A few hours? That'll take care of it.