That's not it. Don't go away!
I emerged from underneath the stage at Wembley Stadium on a lift through a trapdoor, with fireworks going off, crowds cheering and waving flags, the music from the 'Minder' theme blaring as I belted out:
If you wanted to go to the fucking toiletThe crowd went silent. I'm gutted that it cracked me up enough to wake up. I really want to know how the rest of the song went.
You have to queue up behind a thousand people
'Cause THIS IS JUST A LOAD OF SHIT!
Ever woken yourself up by laughing?