I'm always on bloody holiday. YES! Anyway, I'm off for a couple of weeks. Again. See you on the flipside, suckers!*
Here are a couple of clips. If I get a faraway look on my face and stare off into the middle distance, and you're tempted to ask, "what are you thinking?" - it's this. (Below the jump).
Careful of walking around gormlessly in parks while I'm gone. And here's a true story - this week I had to reassure my mum that I wouldn't be attacked by ninjas on the way to work.
* I don't even know what that means.