Look at the weather outside! There's no global warming! Polar bears etc.
This story ''What shall we do with the PC brigade?' Children's charity cuts all alcohol references from Drunken Sailor nursery rhyme'
Hill-air-ee-yuss phoenetic spellings
Depressingly ill informed boorish misinterpretations of reality (possibly deliberate) being passed on to even less well informed members of the public
More on that Drunken Sailor story later, but for now all you need to do is read the closing four paragraphs to find out what really happened.
**UPDATE** BZZT! Wrong! I'm giving up on this prediction lark. The only ones I got right were the last two (and that's just because they turn up every week) and the mentioning of gay adoption, which he crowbars into discussion about the praying nurse. Well done to Eric and Anton in the comments for getting that one. One consequence of staying away from the blog for a bit is that I could see stories like that, think 'yeah - I'm sure she was sacked for innocently praying,' and do something more interesting than read about it. Like stare blankly into the middle distance for half an hour.
In my defence, I doubt he files his copy quickly enough to have caught the news about the weather, so it could be a Friday appearance for that.