Cue the music:
Get out the Survival Guide.
Surprisingly, there's even less to today's Express front page than any of the stories covered by the Survival Guide. The logic is - there are going to be some people arriving from overseas to work in the UK in the next year. Therefore new British jobs go to migrants.
Well, it's what they really meant all along, wasn't it? The stats are just window dressing.
Toodle-pip! See you in a few weeks.