I don't want to do any Christmas stories for a bit, but when I read in the Sun that Tony Blair had attacked the Christmas ban I thought he was being a tosser. Even I wasn't sceptical enough to think the Sun was actually, you know, fibbing.
Lucky for us, Obsolete did. And was right. Balir did the exact opposite! See 'Scum watch: So why isn't the tinsel up on MySpace?'
And still no examples of any company anywhere banning Christmas decorations so as not to offend other faiths.
Never underestimate the capacity of the tabloids to make shit up.